hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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