i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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