I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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