why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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