What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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