The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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