There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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