At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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