I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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