question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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