i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
