I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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