just come out here and I will go home with you...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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