We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
