let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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