My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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