She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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