My pussy is not your playground.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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