I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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