Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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