I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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