How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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