This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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