But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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