we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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