which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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