i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I stole a fireplace last night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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