apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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