So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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