In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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