can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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