I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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