you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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