cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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