There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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