GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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