At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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