Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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