Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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