for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Of course I have a pirate flag
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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