the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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