And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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