Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just invented taco cereal.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
