We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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