her vagine was all disorganized.
4 words: hood of his car
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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