Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You ate ashes out of my bong
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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