I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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