My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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