I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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