They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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