Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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