Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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